get donged

a thing that super smash bros players and child rapists say.

child: *exists*
child rapist: GET DONGED

by pp touch master March 07, 2019

dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.

25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.

by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021

Kenalin Dong

A Thai delicacy; Roasted dong (dick) slathered in honey and breaded in crushed bees.

wah ngga I do what you have the name meatball ...
kenalin dong ... hehehe

by LeSmidgen April 14, 2009

Fling Dong

When one 'helicopters' his penis and hits someone by accident.

Jim: Brrrrrrrmmm (Helicopters)

(Jim hits his penis against Bill)

Bill: Da fuck?! Put that away!!

Jim: Sorry man. I just fling donged you! I clean it up.

by Broose Lee February 11, 2014

weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).

That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

by Chilly Durden June 02, 2017

pp dong

When you wake up and you're pp is hard from pee

Vro I woke up this morning with a pp dong

by PP DONG LORD 3303 September 28, 2018

Raging Dong

1. A term given to an extremely large penis.

2. The name given to a loud doorbell.

Boy1: Go press that doorbell with your Raging Dong.

Boy2: With pleasure my friend, but will it not give out a boisterous clamour with the sound from the raging dong?

by EnglishBanter July 15, 2011