When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.
"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."
Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.
Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.
by $100 bill September 30, 2019
Get the Dong Ripmug. A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.
I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.
by jewishdave February 22, 2011
Get the Bagel Dongmug. When you are doing your chick in the butt and your dink gets coated like a dilly bar from Dairy Queen.
by clownpenis September 28, 2013
Get the dilly dongmug. by szyzy February 16, 2023
Get the Walking Dongmug. When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).
That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.
by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017
Get the weather dongmug. Literally, "man penis". If someone is a lover of Mun Dong, he loves man penis or specifically "ladyboys". It is only applied to men who like ladyboys, and is not used to reference women who like penises.
by Darren Shoemaker James Bennett March 3, 2019
Get the mun dongmug. by Jayla the dong sower January 23, 2020
Get the dong sowmug.