donky-schlong

The schlong of a donkey

Hey Mr. Bundy, check out that donky-schlong. It looks angry

by gorilla-man October 22, 2003

donky

Taken from the phrase 'dumb honky' and shortened. Used as an offensive term to describe a stupid white person, although used by mainly white people.

Fuck off you donky!

by MC Gov'ner May 27, 2006

doink fest

a unique form of intercourse that began in the 1980's, and has made a comeback today as the preferred method of intercourse for Scientologists. This activity must involve people of both sexes, and can involve more than two people. It consists of multiple doinkings of the female by one ore more males over an unlimitted amount of time. However, there is a limit of four doinkings per doink fest. After doinking the girl, the guy(s) must ejaculate on her face covering her with semen. The girl(s) may not however clean off the ejaculate until the entire doink fest is complete. Doink fest is a broad event and therefore can involve multiple positions and multiple fetishes. Due to this, make sure to select a clean and safe environment free of sharp edges and other hazards. Condoms are not permitted in doink fest, so doink at your own risk. Also, doink fest has proven to add years onto one's life...just ask Margaret Thatcher. Doink fest has re-emerged so prevalently that it has birthed a whole new position: the Double Doinker Sandwhich. This position will be defined separately

"Last night's doink fest was so intense that Peggy lost an eye after the first doink, and still proceeded to finish the doink fest" "Doink fest has become the preferred after school activity for high schoolers across America, especially for Mormons"

by Dr. Bendova April 28, 2008

Doink

The bass kicking in during a dance/rave tune!!

Man, this tune has one banging doink

by FAST=HARD May 21, 2009

Dinky Doo

The immature version of saying penis or vagina

I banged my dinky doo mom, I think I broke it.

by dinkydoos43546 April 30, 2014

Drinky-Poos

The act of forcefully placing your big toe up an unwilling person's back passage while yelling "Drinky-Poos!".

Can be used as an act of punishment for insubordinance or being an annoying twat.

A man is walking down the street when an annoying salesman tries to sell him a credit card. The man calmly removes his shoes and socks and proceeds to shove his big toe up the salesman's ass while yelling "Drinky-Poos!" at the top of his lungs.

by Detective Scrote March 20, 2009

Donky Punch

Two parts Vodka, two parts Sangria, six oranges, sliced, one Donkey.

'Sup, Nick? Dis Donkey Punch gotta Mule kick to it!

by Master Cylinder December 15, 2003