Ctrl-Alt-Delete

Another word for kissing-oral sex-and then taking a shit.

Dude 1: Hey buddy how was your night?
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.

Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!

by Sambiase February 28, 2018

Deet

An inarticulate expression of one's inadequacy or of feeling awkward, which is then projected as an insult onto someone else.

If you hear people say this around you, they are probably feeling awkward and in turn calling you awkward or "deet" as a form of Freudian projection. A proper response would be to tell them to: "learn how to not feel awkward" or more eloquently "grow the fuck up".

by AsianEyes January 30, 2010

DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)

"Delete and forget" is the eversion of "forgive and forget."
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)

I shouldn't have sent that email last nite to the hot new intern. When I reread it this morning, I coulda died. But we talked and stuff--and agreed to "DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)".
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.

by Wyeth October 3, 2009

Deletious

ADJ

erased, especially words from blogs or posts on the internet.

"My posts are deletious. I don't like everyone in my business."

1. Where did that comment go drummer boy?

2. You know they're deletious ya troll!

by Dopal September 11, 2011

Delete Meme Dump Day

December 17th, the day where Memetastic finally loses his shit and deletes meme dump, where he relaxes and bans everyone in his server.

Memetastic: If you keep making memes about Delete Meme Dump Day it'll actually happen.
Entire Server: Nah

by God's Amazing Messenger December 11, 2020

Delete Meme Dump Day

On December 17th Memetastic will delete meme dump due to the amount of people making memes about it and pinging him on Discord User Day. On this day everyone in Memecord will shit and cum as the last hour of meme dump strikes.

Memetastic: If you keep making memes of it it'll actually happen.
Entire Server: Nah...
Memetastic: You better pray on Delete Meme Dump Day then.

by God's Amazing Messenger December 11, 2020

delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023