day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

by disgruntled vet chef October 30, 2013

Horn Dogged Beast is Dangle Nosed

Slang for when your man-meat is erect and hanging out.

John's "horn dogged beast is dangle nosed" after the lap dance he just got.

by J Mac Cinci August 26, 2008

Underarm Dingle Dangle (UADD)

1. Underarm fat that continues wiggle and jiggle after you stop waving.

2. Underarm wave

I couldn't help but be distract by her underarm dingle dangle (UADD) when she waved.

by Snookiemil June 8, 2011

Dangling from his neck carrots

When someone is so obsessed with someone that said person is a dangling carrot to them mixed with the person wanting to hang from their neck like a koala bear and be next to them at all times.

All those Beliebers are dangling from his neck carrots

by dontworrybeyonce October 3, 2014

quandalius jamarius quangle dingle dangle III

God.

Person 1: Yo bro, i am literally quandalius jamarius quangle dingle dangle III

Person 2: *worships* *kneels*

Person 1: bro im joking

Person 2: YOU DARE USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN

by QuandaliusJamariusDemarcusIII September 25, 2023

Bone dangle

When a man aggressively sways his genitals as an act of “woo-ing” a woman in return for sexual favor. The man performing this act must knock his genitalia into his thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking both visual and audio stimuli toward the female recipient like a peacock spreading its wings.

Nancy and I have been together for 10 years when we first met she couldn’t resist my bone dangle.

by Dan Dangus October 14, 2020

Bone dangle

Verb: The act of aggressively swaying ones genitalia against your inner thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking the audio and visual stimuli of the woman you plan to attract. Like a peacock spreading its feathers.

Nance and I have been together for 10 years now, the first night we met she simply couldn’t resist my bone dangle.

by Dan Dangus October 14, 2020