Curtain wrangler

A nosey neighbor who calls the authorities on anyone and everyone for the slightest reason.

My kids were outside playing basketball and the curtain wrangler next door called the police because they weren't wearing masks.

by IconoJett May 25, 2020

Clapping curtains

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW

Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch

by BIG T 49 June 9, 2017

Curtain Rail

A chin strap left to hang out for six months.

A woman repellant.

Also the most disgusting version of facial hair possibly grown.

"Brian tried to have a bite of my spaghetti but it got lost in his Curtain Rail."

"The guy was really nice, but he had a Curtain Rail."

"I can't find my second born child, I think it's in my man's Curtain Rail."

"I couldn't afford a mop, so I just used my Curtain Rail."

by GeorgeIsEnglish November 22, 2013

Mexican curtain

Excessively dangling vagina lips

Look at the Mexican curtains on that girl!

by Ms Mayhem April 9, 2017

Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022

dick curtain

a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.

"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"

"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"

by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020

curtain crust

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.

I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!

by Conenna April 9, 2015