curtain burst

Another name for a queef.

"Jenny curtain burst during sex."

by UncleFarter5 May 19, 2016

curtain blowing

The act of placing one's lips over the labia and blowing as to create a loud flapping sound.

Eric gives lessons on curtain blowing in his free time.

by Paulina Parker October 7, 2007

curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.

"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"

by bwcodes January 13, 2009

hair curtain

When someone uses their hair to block their face in an embarrassing or awkward situation

LINDSAY was so embarrassed by the waiter's comment that she put her hair curtain in an attempt to hide.

by tinyunicorn June 27, 2015

The Lying Curtain

Term to describe Donald J. Trump's proposed wall between Mexico & the United States. A wordplay on the "Iron Curtain" that divided Berlin in the 20th Century, & the fact the Trump has a problem with expressing the truth.

The Lying Curtain is a wall between Mexico & the United States that is currently being proposed.

by Jnarimbaud February 18, 2017

Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018

Mexican curtain

Excessively dangling vagina lips

Look at the Mexican curtains on that girl!

by Ms Mayhem April 9, 2017