Flute curtain

Saggy vagina lips that makes whistling noises when a queef happens.

Man i think that lady has a flute curtain, I heard a whistle when she queefed

by Loafovbread March 23, 2021

dick curtain

a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.

"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"

"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"

by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020

Curtain Popping

When you are a P Director doing so many shows and hoes the joy you get from when you open that curtain to step out on stage.

P Director: "Dayummm, you hear how loud dem broads screamed when I was Curtain Popping"

by Bud Swayze June 11, 2023

Mexican curtain

Excessively dangling vagina lips

Look at the Mexican curtains on that girl!

by Ms Mayhem April 10, 2017

curtain pass

Driving from one side of the highway to the other in one fluid motion across 3 or more lanes with complete disregard for other drivers you have caused to slam on their brakes and crap their pants.

Nice curtain pass asshole. You just had to stay in the fast lane until the last 100 ft before your exit.

by parkerman November 04, 2007

Uncertain Curtain

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch

person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch

by Octico November 10, 2021

curtain crust

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.

I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!

by Conenna April 09, 2015