curtain pass

Driving from one side of the highway to the other in one fluid motion across 3 or more lanes with complete disregard for other drivers you have caused to slam on their brakes and crap their pants.

Nice curtain pass asshole. You just had to stay in the fast lane until the last 100 ft before your exit.

by parkerman November 25, 2007

Mexican curtain

Excessively dangling vagina lips

Look at the Mexican curtains on that girl!

by Ms Mayhem April 9, 2017

The Lying Curtain

Term to describe Donald J. Trump's proposed wall between Mexico & the United States. A wordplay on the "Iron Curtain" that divided Berlin in the 20th Century, & the fact the Trump has a problem with expressing the truth.

The Lying Curtain is a wall between Mexico & the United States that is currently being proposed.

by Jnarimbaud February 18, 2017

Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022

curtain frost

The smell that's left in the room after you have sex that has now stuck on your curtains. This can only be called "curtain frost" if sex took place 3 or more days ago.

"I had sex a couple of days ago with Amy, and there's still some curtain frost."

by CEL222 July 18, 2016

Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018

Curtain wrangler

A nosey neighbor who calls the authorities on anyone and everyone for the slightest reason.

My kids were outside playing basketball and the curtain wrangler next door called the police because they weren't wearing masks.

by IconoJett May 25, 2020