When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 04, 2023
When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.
by Green alien dude March 08, 2018
by crunchy_chips January 19, 2021
Crunchy as in enjoying something at loud. Used to describe the type of shows/movies/cartoons/ ... that can be really annoying at times and it makes you just loudly say stuff like "Why won't they just talk?!". Yet beside all of it's downsides you still like to watch it.
When you're on the tipping point of pushing a good time into a chaotic night. Going from tipsy to wasted.
by Trexlady November 05, 2023
by Crunchy churr0s October 30, 2020