CRIESTAL

The christ version of crystal. She cares for others and help you wipe your ass.

"CRIESTAL WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER I NEED TO POO"
"here you go" said CRIESTAL

by AL0O0CE February 20, 2021

Crisadommy

When you watch a movie and you think it's just OK and then you watch it again at a later stage when you're in a different life situation and find it much more humorous.

"the crisadommy I felt watching superbad for the second was insane"

by Captain Zanzibar March 1, 2021

christainer

Any leftover container used to bring food to one’s partner (does not have to be named Christina but it helps).

“Dude, there’s some soup left over... do you want to make a Christainer?”

by FTMinSC April 17, 2021

Christan Labootoff

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.

"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"

by M0NEM May 13, 2021

Christain

1. A portmanteau of 'Christ' and 'Stain' meaning someone so Zealous in their Christian faith.

2. Someone so deeply religious that interacting with them leaves a figurative undesirable blemish on your day, week, year, or lifetime.

"Angela tried to evangelize me again."

"Seriously? That girl is such a Christain."

by Ansler May 18, 2021

christapis

The most exciting person of all time. He is super fun and not that bad at school.

Person 1: have u seen christapis
Person 2: Yes, I had orgasm when he passed me

Christapis, what an interesting idividual

by joshulalobo November 11, 2021

Christan

He’s a gay black guy ,he doesn’t do drugs

He pulls females failing in school a good friend on the edge of acting gay and a HO3
OH YEA HES RACIST

Hey that’s Christan

Oh that gay boy

by Petunia petrina November 21, 2021