spice cream

Superheated, ultra-painful liquid feces brought on by ingesting spicy food and/or cheap alcohol.

"Man, I was in tears on the bowl for an hour from the Spice Cream the wings and beer gave me."

by Whitey McGee September 22, 2007

Cream the Corn

Vigorously performed anal sex. Hitting up that corn hole hard and deep.

Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up

Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021

Creaming Spines

To cream someone's spine is an ultimate show of dominance and thus should only transpire if the doer has the most malicious of all intents. After receiving head from a hoe or an opponent one their knees. Proceed to shove their head down and expose the bare back. Cum on the top of the spine near the meeting of the neck and back. By doing so the cum will slowly slide down the spinal ridge before arriving at the Crack and inevitably their asshole.

Hold up yo mouth hoe! I'm about to cum. Don't move lemme cream yo spine real quick. DAMN I'll never tire of creaming spines.

by AfricanMenac March 21, 2023

Bronzer Cream

Simply wiping shit on your face to look tan

My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

nair cream

a cream used to remove hair

kevin leonardo: for reference this is how hairy my butt is right now
*uses nair cream*
kevin leonardo: oh my god that worked really well

by TheFlagKing July 12, 2023

Sparkle Cream

When elephant jiz is covered in human blood and boogers

I found sparkle cream at the zoo last week

by Dirty Mario Judha February 16, 2021