crap screamer

1. A person or group of people that exclaims "crap" whenever something goes wrong.

2. A person that spouts information that has been ether proven wrong or that has no relevance to a given conversation.

3. Referance to the cartoon
"Sealab2021" in witch Alvis calls Captain Murphy a "Crap Screamer"
1. They say John is a crap screamer.

2. Would you stop spamming these forums you crap screamer.
by EvilWall October 31, 2004
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crap nebula

a fart that leaves a stain in your underwear.
Mom: "Tommy. how many times have I told you to clean your ass good. You left another crap nebula in your chones!"
by Füktard January 30, 2009
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crap ball

Damn, i look like a crap ball today.
by Breannaa February 05, 2008
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crap ass

To say something sucks or that someone is an asshole. Also can be used alone.
You're such a crap ass for cheating on your girlfriend.

Crap ass!
by Jillster June 15, 2003
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killer crap

(Noun) (killur krap) Mushy poo exiting at high velocity through the rectal cavity leaving you in a cold clammy sweat.

The kind of POO that killed Elvis.

(Verb)

When you eat a lumberjack slam at Lennys at 5 am and you have to take a "killer crap" 15 minutes later.
(Noun)

He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Man,...That was a killer crap". "I wouldnt go in that bathroom for bout 35 forty five minutes"
by Ivan Vila June 30, 2006
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Crap Shag

Descriptive term used to describe the satisfaction value within a given sexual experience. Crap adj describes poor performance of either gender. Shag noun the sexual act.
The guy I was with last night was such a crap shag that I didnt have time to focus on the ceiling before he came and it was all over
by Shell225 September 17, 2008
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crap-a-roo

a stand-in for the pejorative use of the words "shit" and "bullshit"; a parental favorite for expressing exasperation whilst still maintaining a fascade of decorum.

note: to be said quickly, as a single word, alternatively spelled crapperoo.

Dad: "Don't give me any crap-a-roo!"
by unluckypirate September 01, 2008
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