Covid times

1. A period of extreme uncertainty characterized by global public unrest and demonstrations, hyper-partisan acrimony, a health pandemic, economic doldrums, social and cultural upheavals, general unrest, and fear about the future.

2. A period when everyday activities are locked-down, when people must stay six feet away from others (social-distancing), and when the wearing of face masks becomes the norm.

We are currently living in COVID times!

by m-fun July 3, 2020

Covid cute

Similar to a 'butterface' or Australian 'prawn', COVID cute is when you see someone wearing a mask who looks attractive. You automatically create an ideal image of what their face must look like, but when their mask comes off, you're disappointed

That guy was definitely COVID cute, I don't know what I was thinking now that I've seen his face.

by PaperScissorsNMe January 1, 2022

That's got COVID

When something tastes, smells or is just overall bad

Person 1: Ew, look at that!
Person 2: That's got COVID

by Twinseers March 24, 2021

Covid flatsies

When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.

Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

Covid Slingshot

When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.

“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”

by MChamm3r January 20, 2022

Covid-22

the omicron update of tha covid because people wanted to see the new features

I got Covid-22 after getting the vaccine AND the booster

by Stimmy Stimey January 7, 2022

Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020