Cutting 

The dumbest t hing you could possible do to your body. Seriously. Just don't fucking do it. It's an addiction and it isn't fun.
And only retards would do this for attension.

Sally: I started cutting last night.
Billy: Do you want my attension? Cuz you're a retard.

Cutting by Fishnoodles October 31, 2014

cutting pipe 

To do something rebellious.

Did you see that guy graffiting the White House? Dude, that guy was totally cutting pipe!

cutting pipe by Black Leopard May 16, 2006

cutting someone off 

1. to interrupt someone while they're talking

2. to cut in front of someone on the road

Guy: (being dragged by the police) He cut me off!
Cop: Cutting someone off isn't a crime!
Guy: No, the other kind of cut me off!

Cutting someone off is only a crime if it's on the road.

cutting someone off by frabrizio December 19, 2017

cutting muffins 

Someone who is pretty gosh darn swell and multi-talented. A real righteous guy or neato gal. Similiar to the corny phrase all that and a bag of chips, but minus the sarcasm.

All too often confused with a euphanism for farting because of the common term cutting the cheese.

gal: "wow, you look so fine in those glasses and everything you say just puts me in stiches!"

guy: "yep. guess i'm really cutting muffins."

cutting muffins by RubyCarol June 21, 2011

cutting 

To leave or to go some where else.

Safe, im cutting il see you later

cutting by edake June 11, 2006

Cutting 

Waste of time,

Could be much better spent Wacking Off

"Cutting is for the birds"

'Let's just beat it instead =D.'

Cutting by LemmeUseTheNameJeff February 22, 2007

cutting the stanky jack

cutting the stanky jack, is when someone farts really loudly, and it smells horrible.

"hey man, you just cut the stanky jack."
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"

cutting the stanky jack by texting queen June 4, 2009