cake cutter carson

A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.

"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"

by MemeMakerMario November 6, 2019

consoli-date

Trying to figure out a way to go on a date with two people at the same time.

I am going out with Elizabeth on Friday, and Marta on Saturday, maybe I can just consoli-date at brunch on Sunday so I can go to Atlantic City with the boys!

by CU@5 February 5, 2009

corsoism

term coined after Lee Corso of espn's college gameday, primarily used when someone states the blatantly obvious, can also include horrible syntax, not making any sense, bad analysis, or picking the winning team by donning a mascot head

From the man himself, about USC during one of their national championship runs, "good offense, good defense, good special teams, all around good team" well no shit Lee tell me something I don't know, they hadn't lost in like two years at the time, it was his entire analysis, hence the term corsoism

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

Carsophobia

Fear that Ben Carson may be able to win the Presidency.

The media has Carsophobia.

by Doobie99 January 13, 2016

Carsophobia

Fear of Ben Carson.

The news anchor had Carsophobia.

by Doobie99 January 13, 2016

Carson

Usually tall with brown f-boy hair and blue eyes. He makes girls fall for him but they can never let go because he’s ‘perfect’. His personality is distinctive and he’s usually really funny. He makes most people laugh. He plays baseball but isn’t good at most sports. Once you fall for him, you can never let go.

Carson, stop throwing gum wrappers on the bus floors.

by Anonymous12212 June 29, 2018

Carson

Carson is the world's most bad-ass boy that everyone dreams about. Don't screw with Carson or else he will beat the crap out of you. Carson is amazing and athletic.

Carson is so funny!

by UrbanYay May 20, 2018