- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.
- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.
- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.
- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.
- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.
- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
by Jovat August 29, 2023
Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.
by Grodon Fereman November 23, 2020
Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!
Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!
by dangnuggets September 29, 2019
When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.
by Mintmas August 01, 2024
When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.
Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"
by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024
Equal parts Bailey’s and well gin served in a rocks glass and meant to be chugged. Served as a drink to fuck with your friends.
by Smallandfragile July 25, 2022
King of the fuck boys a wanna be gang member a Crip but the only way they are affiliated is there cripped in the brain. One who is most likely to drop the soap in juice and get that thuggish roughish bone
by Purple nurble February 10, 2022