coachz

the coach for homestarrunner's team

nice jororb, homestar.
Coach Z ... what did you just say ? Seriously , you've got to hear this....

by deedee0622 June 20, 2006

Coach Shims

An obese dyke , who favors certain students. She also looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz. She picked a good career, it suits her well. She can dress like shit, and check out young women in the locker room.

"I ran all 4 laps!"says the multicultural black guy.
"Well I didn't hear you all four times."Coach Shims
"Fuck yo couch nihcca."multicultural black guy.
"Yeah, he ran all his laps, I was with him most of the time."
Other cool black guy.

by Alternate Avé December 15, 2008

Coachblow

A coachblow is the act of closing one nostril to blow out the contents of the other nostril.

A coachblow almost always releases a snot rocket. This generally occurs among men of a certain age.

by stevegarveyfan July 8, 2011

Coach Marks

When an angry ginger who hates his life screams at you for his failures at coaching and at life.

Wow my coach is a real Coach Marks!

by Coach Marks Hater October 20, 2012

coach sneeze

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.

"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."

"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"

by Triptakers December 18, 2012

Coach Block

When a baseball player's conversation with a college coach is interrupted by another player. Similar to the "Cock Block".

Mike: "Chris is over there talking to Coach Holbrook from South Carolina, should I go over there and introduce myself?"

James: "Don't coach block him dude, maybe if you started raking like Chris he would show some interest!"

by BaseballParks8 August 4, 2012

COBAC

Acronym for "Can Occasionally Be A Cunt". Used to describe an individual who is typically a friend and generally pleasant to be around, though they sometimes may act unfavorably or have a whiny or bitchy personality once in a while.

Jordan: Do you know Steve's buddy Dan? He asked if he could bring him with tonight but I've never met the guy before...
Greg: Dan's alright. A little COBAC, but generally pretty cool.

by queens.edu December 9, 2012