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COB

Cock on Balls; or COB to have completed a task in good time, or exceptionally well or built something to perfection. Derived from the male form, Cock being slang for penis and balls slang for testicals. there is no greater design or example of perfection then the male anatomy.
Ben: " hows that job commiing?"
Pete "cock on balls be done in a minute!"

"you've done another COB job johnson"
by modern_cowboy March 26, 2010
mugGet the COBmug.

Cob schnobbler

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.
I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.
by AriesSunflower August 5, 2023
mugGet the Cob schnobblermug.

Dipped my Cob in Butter

The act of sticking your penis into a dripping wet vagina.
Boooiii ... I dipped my cob in butter last night!
by MK_Ultra1980 March 8, 2019
mugGet the Dipped my Cob in Buttermug.

pour the cobs on

According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude

42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.

As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”

Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.
by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017
mugGet the pour the cobs onmug.

Ohio Corn Cobbing

I woman or man sucking their partner's cock after anal sex in Ohio.
Kadi was ohio corn cobbing my cock after fucking her fat ass hole in fucking Milford Ohio.
by Andy Scarth November 19, 2022
mugGet the Ohio Corn Cobbingmug.

cob

basically means scrub or sometimes used to call someone stupid
by shkee bop September 23, 2018
mugGet the cobmug.

cobbing me nuts

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.
by onkydon1 March 25, 2022
mugGet the cobbing me nutsmug.

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