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The Clemens

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens
Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.
by zeus111 February 27, 2008
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san clemente boys

Disrespectful little shits also racist asf. They are all so hot tho. They fuck with homeless people and anyone they see. The best and funniest guys ever. Have the biggest egos and call everyone a fag but themselves. Also smoke hella weed. But living the life with there homies. Beat the shit outta anyone when there is a minor convenience.
Do you know the san clemente boys?
Yea i fuck with those guys
by billybobby168 February 8, 2021
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Clemson

-A university that doesn't cheer or stand up during football games.
-A university that has never thrown a kegger.
-A university where girls don't put out and guys don't have the balls to talk to a chick.
-The only university in america where you can't buy natural light and the only cases sold are busch light.
-A university that has a dress code that requires girls to wear sun dresses and guys to wear a tucked-in button-up shirt, a belt, a pair of khaki shorts that are at least 4 inches above the knees, a visor, a pair of sunglasses that have a strap so they don't fall off, and boat shoes.
-A university where no one is good at beer pong.
-A university where a big party is defined by a gathering of anti-social men and women with more than 25 people. These big parties will sometimes have alcohol.
-A sex free university.
Person 1: I go to clemson.
Person 2: You must suck at college and either have a pussy or are a pussy.
by Clemson Student October 4, 2010
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clemun

1) noun; an outer car piece to a chevrolet vehicle
2) verb; see clemun
So...I was clemun around in my chevy, when a deer jumped out and broke my clemun.
by CLEMUN April 6, 2007
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Clementine(s)

1. the 4 most amazing people ever! L,R,A,N.
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2. woman's boobs whose arent as big to be called melons but not to small to be called grapes. usually they are satisfactory, but some guys that are tools may not be satisfied.
Guy: dude... look at the clementine(s) on that girl.

Tool: ehh.. there not bigg enough for mee.
by lalalalalalalalalalallalalalau January 13, 2009
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clementine caligula

The clementine Caligula once again used race to divide America and obscure his real motives in being President: PERSONAL ENRICHMENT.
by Paughnque October 4, 2017
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Clemons

1. Is the act of a man performing oral sex on another man while he is farting.
John: My friend Cody gave me the best Clemons last night
by playthegame May 25, 2011
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