Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017
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After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.
by wajideus June 13, 2017
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Jimmy didn't know what he was getting for Christmas, but he wrote to Santa asking for a menage a claus.
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Get the Santa Claus mug.Colston was bored with just cumming on his girlfriend's back, so one day, he decided to give her the ole Mrs. Claus.
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