Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a state of being, it means "Omnipotent," so to feel or be Chuck Norris, is to feel an unlimited source of power.

Guy 1: I am feeling rather Chuck Norris today.
Guy 2: Dude, stop being so pretentious, this is why we hate you.

by $ynchr0 November 26, 2011

Chuck Norris

The absolute bosstrocity and godliness of this man cannot be described in words....yes, he is that amazing. In the rating of bossest things in the Universe, he is above any god. Above anything else in sight and mind. You don't touch this man. He is untouchable. He is unfrigginebelieveable. He is...Chuck Norris. You cannot argue. No matter what you say or think, opinions don't matter. It is fact. Chuck Norris is more than a god.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and it killed reports estimate 14 people. Then it blew up a few seconds later.
When you search up to find Chuck Norris on Google and click I'm feeling lucky, you don't find a link. Chuck Norris finds you.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

by Anti-Everything You Say August 26, 2013

[chuck norris]

chuck norris does not pee his name in the snow he pee's his name in ROCK!

chuck norris does not pee his name in the snow he pee's his name in ROCK!

by Joe 456789 January 18, 2009

Chuck Norris

The reason why waldo is hiding.

Person 1) Damn it, Why can't I find Waldo?!?!?!!

Person 2) Because he saw Chuck Norris

by -----Enter pseudonym here----- November 27, 2010

Chuck Norris

Jesus's bodyguard. That's how awesome he is

First guy: I'm gonna kill Jesus
Second guy: You'll have to get through Chuck Norris first.
First guy: Aw, screw that!

by Matt mickey November 5, 2010

Chuck Norris

Noun: God, The son, the holy spirit, the father, the father's father, perfection. Every thing right about this world.

Adjective: for something to be awesome, amazing, outstanding, perfect.

verb: to do something perfectly, astonishingly amazing. Also, to round house kick some one at lightspeed.

Eric- That fail was sooo fucking Chuck Norris man!

Sean- Yeah dude he Chuck Norris'd that shit.

Brian Bell- Guys.. I just got Chuck Norris'd in the face...

everyone- AHAHAAAHAAAhaa...

Taylor- wtfbbq? :D

by 13xshadex13 May 2, 2009

Chuck Norris

1) Run from this.
2) When you see this, Be prepared to be roundhouse kicked.
3) The end of life.

"OH MY GOD IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! RUN!!!"

by Mister LoLz April 3, 2009