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Christina

Christina is the kind of girl that just says what she means! She only wants to laugh in life. Christina's are very short and will stay this way, but don't worry because they are the one of the FUNNIEST people you will ever meet.

Christina's trust can be broken easily but they easily forgive. Christina's are rare so be GRATEFUL if you ever tame one, also be prepared for how much they sleep!

They can also be RIDICULOUSLY mean for no reason, people can never get there heads around Christina's... unless you have befriended one for life!
A-"yo... that christina girl is weird"
B-"dude, if you got to know her you would know how funny she is!"
by FreedomGod101 May 22, 2020
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Christina is really weird, she sings out of nowhere and it's creepy. Whenever she has a crush on a guy, she will pretend she likes whatever her crush likes. She is really self-conceited and doesn't like washing dishes or chores. She yells for no reason but is really pretty so it balances it out. She only likes white preppy guys not being racist. Really smart and has a bit of a heart.
Boy 1: omg, have you seen the new girl?

Boy 2: yes, I think her name is Christina. She is really weird but pretty. I wanna get to know her

Boy 1: no man, she's mine
by Idontcareblahblah February 20, 2022
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The bestest buddy you can ever have! although she can be a CUNT sometimes, shes rich and will give you money, and buy you candy, so just stick around for that cash money :)
I hate her, but the Christina will pay for my meal so I'll go I guess ....
by PURPLETIP May 23, 2019
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My best friend who always obsesses over older men who have no idea she exists and probably have 10s of thousands of other fan girls just like her. Some examples include Brendan Fraser, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tom Hiddleston, and sometimes Daniel Craig.
That girl over there talking about Titanic, she’s a total Christina.
by BRITISHLEGEND5678 September 20, 2020
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Christina is so sexy.
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