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christian

the DUMBMEST most ANNOYING person you will EVER meet!
why cant christian just punch a kid?

IK!!!!!!
by by a fellow human April 27, 2019
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Christian

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A b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is chewing on my shoe now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife (btw the red gummy bear is christian)
by ( ͡°ʖ ͡°) December 11, 2018
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christian

christian like BBC up his ass hole
OMG DEEPER PLEASE christian
by fdahath June 3, 2020
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Christian

Here Christian is a dude that wants to enjoy life, keep encountering happiness while not letting his past drag him down. Vive la pensée: sans stress et difficulté la vie ne signifie pas un chôse. Viviendo bien sin estrés.. con todo lo que el mundo brinda es el fin.
Christian likes enjoying his life with his girlfriend.
Christian veux faire un truc des choses pour l'accroisement d'humanitie.
Christian tiene una disposicion por las musicas latinoqmerica y del caraiibe.
by Chris_the weirdboy November 21, 2021
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christian

fsgn christian eats dick
by fdahath June 3, 2020
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Christian

A person who has a relationship with the one true God and is saved by the grace of Jesus Christ and believes in Him.
Christianity IS NOT a RELIGION.
It is a relationship, if you know what i mean, but most probably don't, which is sad.
Catholicism is not Christianity, which many mistake it for or the "same as."
If you take Jesus Christ out of Christianity, than it doesn't make sense. If you take allah out of muslim or buddha out of buddhism or if you take ANY leader out of that particular religion and you do that with ALL the other religions that exist in the world, than all of it's "rules" or "foundations" or whatever still make sense based on it's belief, which would be a false belief anyway.
Christianity is true, all other beliefs or religions aren't, because what do they base their faith on?
by Jenkins Stephany August 5, 2007
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