The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
by Lord Diz October 17, 2022
Get the Chesteritismug. An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018
Get the You guessed her, Chestermug. Ha ha Chester the child molester
by Bigmantyrobe November 4, 2019
Get the Chestermug. Slang for on-the-job when around a group of kids, scoping out any weirdos frequently and pedophile type looking people
Lifeguard1: alright Jeff give the place a chester check
lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!
Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.
lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!
Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.
by randomuser123 December 18, 2012
Get the Chester checkmug. the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.
Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.
Dirty as fuck.
by userxx35s#x November 8, 2022
Get the Port Chester Slapmug. leo chester has a little penis and is trash at soccer and a sexy beast and dates the most gorgeous girl in school...
by Leo Chester October 14, 2019
Get the leo chestermug. he is a man who lives in county Kerry in Ireland and has a wife who he beats and forces her to birth more of his demon seed. One time he got so drunk he fucked her down the stairs and she slid like a penguin.
by Uchiha Kole October 30, 2014
Get the chester o' brienmug.