cheating wanker

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Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.
Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.
by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008
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Nacho Cheating

When a girlfriend makes nachos for a party or group of other people instead of making them for her boyfriend. An extreme slight, especially when said boyfriend has been asking for them for ages.
Boy: Hey do you think I could have nachos later?
Girl: Sure, i'll make them for the party on Saturday.
Boy:...Nacho Cheating
by Gurbachen March 11, 2010
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cheat yourself

dont cheat yourself when you can treat yourself!
by MRCV2 September 08, 2008
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Boo Cheat

-Verb
1. When you are playing a game and you cheat, and the other person or persons know you are cheating.

2. When you cheat at something, and people around know you are cheating.
We played cards all night, and Mike totally Boo Cheated the whole time!
by Walt G-Pa and Fre G-Ma October 03, 2010
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Cheating husband

A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.
My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.
by NoWomanAllCries February 20, 2020
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cheat fingers

the fingers inserted into the anus during male masterbation to acheive orgasm faster.
friend 1: "oh dude i rubbed one out last night"
friend 2: "did you use your cheat fingers?"
friend 1: "yea, i had to go out, so i needed to be quick"
by ivice September 22, 2009
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dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing
you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"
by whatinthediddly July 09, 2017
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