Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
by anonymous May 21, 2018
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Get the Milk and Cereal mug.Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.
Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019
Get the Putting the cereal in first mug.A sexual act in which a man lovingly fills his partners rectum with chilled milk. Once filled cereal (dry is optimal) is added to taste. The Austin Cereal Bowl is best consumed with whole milk, although soy may be substituted for the lactose intolerant. Spoon optional. Available at all Austin area Marriots.
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Get the Milk in the cereal bowl mug.the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.
Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
by GGamer65 June 2, 2020
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It only on November 22nd and if you don't do it the cereal gods will be angry
It only on November 22nd and if you don't do it the cereal gods will be angry
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