coal cereal

The ashy particles you get in your mouth after taking a hit on a hookah.

Damn, I think the hookahs gonna go out soon, I just got a nasty coal cereal in my mouth!

by harvardjanitor7 November 14, 2007

ass cereal

The act of opening a womans ass hole and eating cereal out of it

I had some good ass cereal for breakfast

by john peubes May 25, 2018

The Michael Cera Rule

In "Superbad", the girl does like him back, & they don't have sex.

"Superbad" broke the The Michael Cera Rule

by Hannibal Lector42 May 14, 2011

Michael Cera

The act of trying to be younger than you actually are. In similarity to being like that of Peter Pan and never wanting to grow up.

Person A: Dude, I just want to be a Michael Cera.
Person B: Oh you mean that awesome actor?
Person A: No, I just don't want to act my age.

by KBRICKSPLUNK December 15, 2010

cereal yo?

you serious?

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

dorset cereal

The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain

*knocks on bathroom door*
Colin: what's taking you so long?

Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!

Colin: You fool

by Roger That Dog April 13, 2008

Mexican Cereal

A snack (or meal) blossoming from an otherwise dire situation. Once a bag of Tostitos reaches the point where the chips are no longer dip-able, pour the remains into a bowl and add salsa. Other additions include shredded cheese, sour cream, etc. (don't get carried away here, simple is better, this isn't nachos dammit). Grab a big spoon and enjoy!

"Ahh I love my Tostitos Scoops with a Hint of Jalepeno... but what the shit am I supposed to do with these reject pieces that are not scoopable at all?"
::"Do you work for Tostitos?"
"You know we don't have jobs."
::"Shut up David. However, the answer you seek lies south of the border, with Mexican Cereal.
"Arrrrriba!"

by Donald Quixote September 19, 2009