captain blaise

That guy in the back of the class room or the loud vc that only says “bruh”

you never hear him complete a sentence

Captain Blaise: bruh
one guy: wait who said that
other guy: oh I didn’t even realize he was here
one guy: oh for ffs it’s the captain

by jetstar;) April 30, 2021

Captain Saveaho

A man who has a relationship with a woman who has a child from a former lover.

I'm not interested in being Captain Saveaho, no matter how awesome her tits are.

by DaHolmes May 29, 2023

Captain Brown

Jonathon Early, commander, chief, captain of all that you can see.. Thats brown anyway.

Jonathon Early is captain brown

Brown captain, Jonathon Early is.

by Ape of death January 12, 2011

O captain, my captain!

A poem by Walt Whitman. it's also an important line in the movie Dead Poets Society.

it's also used to greet an extraordinary teacher.

Teacher: good afternoon.
Students: O captain, my captain!

by nobodycallsmebogyo December 27, 2022

Captain Midnight

To have a wet dream.

He had gone so long without getting any, Captain Midnight had to pay him a visit.

by tank03 August 26, 2009

The Captain's Log

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.

Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

by Meat Sweater hehehehe October 11, 2006

Captain Sunshine

n.
Captain Sunshine is that person who is bright and cheery, even if you are depressed, pissed off. or tired.

tim: Good morning!
Bill: Shut the Hell Up Captain Sunshine

by Colte the Pirate February 5, 2007