Canadian Full House

A Texas Hold 'em hand in which you have three pairs. This hand is worthless, despite looking very good, and the player holding a Canadian Full House will usually jokingly try to take the pot with it.

Dealer: "OK, show me a winner." Player A: "straight" Player B: "three of a kind" Player C: "oh yeah bitches, Canadian Full House, SUCK IT EH!"

by elguapo702 February 8, 2010

Canadian Banjo

The act of slapping a man’s balls during sex to create a classical composition.

“Last night Samantha played me a mean Canadian Banjo!”

by Rolf Litler March 5, 2018

Canadian lingerie

Long underwear, commonly known as longjohns.

It's gonna be a cold one today, better put on my Canadian lingerie... there's no way boxers will keep the chill off my legs.

by Aggregate Brian January 24, 2009

Baja Canada

The lower 48 United States.

We're just visitors from Baja Canada here in Lake Louise.

by vmcarrera February 21, 2009

canadian boyfriend

Any item (a gift, an assigned task, a report) promised to a co-worker, friend, or superior that, by virtue of continued broken promises to deliver, becomes ostensibly fictional.
Derived from the popular American practice of deflecting unwanted romantic advances or ridicule resulting from singlehood, by referring to a fictional boyfriend or girlfriend living "in Canada."

Friend 1: Hey, has Andrea bought you a birthday present yet?
Friend 2: Nope. She says she has one for me, but she keeps "forgetting it at home." Honestly? I think it's a Canadian Boyfriend.

by HarrietSpy February 28, 2006

Canada

A large North American nation that should not hate the United States, and in turn, the United States should not hate Canada. Our two countries are supposed to be Allies; War of 1812 history be damned. They have fought on our side. For example, they joined the fray during the Korean War (1950-1953)

Why can't the US and Canada just get along? We are brothers, and we should act like we are brothers, too.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 1, 2005

canadian somersault

when you are fucking someone up the ass and you shoot a/their dog.

"I did a canadian somersault at the dog kenel, and now im being sued by the owners.

by selffej August 15, 2006