faux camping

An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".

Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.

by catahoula_wv August 3, 2007

camp tevya

Camp Tevya is indescribable, it is the best place in the whole entire world. The place where you make your best friends and where you find the true meaning of friendship. You make friends that will last a lifetime. Memories that you make will be unforgettable. Camp Tevya is the best camp ever, come to camp and you will never regret it.

Camp Tevya is the place where I met my best friend. Camp Tevya is where I met my husband. Tevya is where I met my sisters.

by camplover123 September 23, 2018

Camping Stains

Non-descript stain (and/or stains) on tents, sleeping bags, tables, portable grill, pillows, blankets, shoes, chairs, picnic tables, socks, under garments, air mattress, all of the above, but mostly shirts that which you have no recollection as of how they got there after a night and/or weekend of camping combined with power drinking.

Dude, what the hell is that all over your gear?

Hmm? Oh shit, I dunno. Camping stains?

by BLUEROCKS!!!! June 29, 2011

camp eyes

when you’re in one place with a lot of people for a long period of time, and you begin to find people attractive that you haven’t before. phenomena that happens in situations such as camp counselors

When Ben first met Ella, she wasn’t that cute: but after spending 7 weeks counseling with her, he’s starting to get camp eyes.

by gayvodka June 15, 2018

camp tecumseh

the best camp out there. a place where kids and teens can experience pure joy and growth. once you go, you won’t want to leave, and you’ll beg your parents to send you back next year.

i went to camp tecumseh this summer and had the time of my life!

by camptgal November 5, 2018

Camp High

The euphoria you feel after going to some sort of sleepaway camp

Everything's different when you're on a camp high.

by StayJoven July 19, 2011

Camp Laurelwood

THE BEST PLACE IN EARTH! Camp laurelwood is a sleep away camp where campers (and staff) meet their best friends. Every summer campers and staff come back to their second home and make the best memories of their lives. Eveything is special at camp and everyone there will treat you like family. You’ll never wanna leave camp laurelwood. If you go to laurelwood, you are lucky!

Camp laurelwood is the best camp in the whole world!
In the bubble eveything is good, that’s just laurelwood!

by Randompseudonymhere December 8, 2018