Lazy buddy

Some one who goes to your house in comfortable attire, watches movies, tv, or plays video games. You eat junk food. And some times occasionally cuddle.

I can't hang out. My lazy buddy is coming over today.

by Bird man May 12, 2014

dugout buddy

Men who engage in homosexual relations only until a heterosexual relationship can be obtained.

The saying comes from the inability to reach one of the bases, thus, they are stuck in the dugout.

Bill has been searching for a dugout buddy ever sense Amanda rejected him

by SgtDoomsday December 3, 2016

Doodle-Buddy

(n.) is a term that refers to a male/female partner in a non-marital secretive romantic relationship, often, maintained though a doodle app on the iphone.

VK: Are you doodling again ?

Lil KB: I don't know what your talking about.

VK: So she found someone else to doodle with, huh ?

Lil KB: STFU! My doodle-buddy loves me.

by unicornzombie January 10, 2011

Head buddy

A friend with similar cranial circumference.

Me and my head buddy share hats all the time!

by Mrbisme March 18, 2017

Rolling Buddy

Going bowling

Last night I was rolling buddy and I got a 160

by Matt’s Palmer November 1, 2022

Nuclear Buddies

A military term referring to a group of three men, two of which, during the event of a nuclear explosion, perform "69", so that they will die in pleasure. The third member of the party is the failsafe, who will presently kill both men in the event of a false alarm, so they will not have to live with the shame of the event.

Back during Desert Storm, me and your dad used to be nuclear buddies...

by fridgeonwheels May 31, 2021

spuddy buddy

Person with whom you share your leftover french fries.

Ugh, look how many fries they gave me! I'm going to wind up giving half of these to my spuddy buddy.

by bananananabobecky May 30, 2018