grunch brush

Shit caked gooch hair

Damn that girl had some nasty grunch brush but I still man up and ate that thing

by Dingofish February 29, 2024

grunch brush

The hairy s*** covered taint area on a man or woman

That was the worst p**** I've ever seen did you see the grunch brush on that chickI

by Dingofish March 09, 2024

Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021

brown brushed

The act of unknowingly shoving a toothbrush in someones ass.

" dude I don't know how things are going with tenna , I mean last night shebrown brushedme. I don't know if I liked it but I definitely need a new tooth brush."

by meckomacko March 25, 2015

brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

by flywithbeans January 08, 2025

Virginia Brush Fire

Like the Brush Fire, but specifically igniting the hair on the the perineum.

Me: Hey man, I’ve got $10 if you’ll do a Brush Fire.
Friend: $20 and I’ll make it a Virginia Brush Fire.
Me: You’re on.

by Commander Benefits September 06, 2019

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 17, 2023