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brenade

A can of beer. Portmanteau of "brain" and "grenade". The "brain" comes from the alcohol's deleterious effects on the brain.

The "grenade" has multiple origins and meanings. In one sense, it compliments the "brain" in that the alcohol can have explosive effects on a user's behavior. In another sense-and why this term refers exclusively to canned beer-it comes from the similarity of the can and its consumption to hand grenades. Consider the metal shell containing a dangerous compound, the explosive potential, the common act of tossing one to a friend in need, the act of pulling a ring before use, etc.
Toss me a brenade, dude!
by Cpt. Drunkard December 9, 2010
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broade

Pronounced Bro-aid, just like a parade, a Broade is a large gathering of broish dudes traveling to and from a destination.

Most likely to be seen traveling to football games, Fraternity row, Spring Break, the bars, Coachella etc.
"Make way for the Broade!"

"Today's the annual Broade to check out the talent out at bid day!"

"The douche factor of this bar just came up from that Broade that walked through the door."
by branik December 4, 2015
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Bronaich is just stunning
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broad at the beam

She's very broad at the beam
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Broad Foal

A young gay man who has a stocky and muscular build, and is very promiscuous.
He went to the bar looking for a broad foal to hook up with.
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broad tosser

A person who manipulates three cards -- two red aces and a black queen-- on a flat surface, while barking at passersby to bet they can follow the queen (or "broad") as he moves her and the aces around. He is the most important member of the mob running Three Card Monte, a swindle posing as a game. Other members pose as players who make a show of winning and collecting big bets, which encourages suckers to bet money from their own pokes. . The broad tosser invites players to "chase the lady', before he executes his secret move, whereby he appears to throws the queen face down when in fact , he has exchanged it for one of the aces. The chumps follow the wrong card from the very beginning.
Rodrigo was a broad tosser who dressed like a loser and pretended he couldn't speak English; he attracted cocky, well-dressed men from Wall St. to bet -- and lose--- thousands on Three Card Monte every week.
by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018
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Broadband Bundle

Jake: Have you seen that new teacher, he's such a broadband bundle.
Josh: Yeah he's so bent.
by JakeB_YT December 5, 2018
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