Breastphobia

Fear of titties

Some dude: *looks at some voluptuous titties*
Same guy: *dies from fear because he has breastphobia*

by Emerson-is-gay March 14, 2021

bre4stmilkrry

bre4stmilkrry is the best moot ever. they are a no stunt larrie. bre4stmilkrry is a heterosexual. i love bre4stmilkrry

did you guys see bre4stmilkrry new tweet?
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by dilfrrys June 13, 2021

Breastige

Respect and recognition of a woman's (or man's, trans's, bi's, etc.) quality, volume or aesthetically pleasing breasts, whether natural or man-made, covered or uncovered. Can include "side breast".

Though naturally gifted, Pamela Anderson and Cardi B turned to a surgeons to enhance their breastige.

by Don Kingery August 13, 2021

Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.

Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.

by Mike Panama April 30, 2022

breast first search

a searching algorithm used by programmers which involves the search of the breast first, going down onwards

That guy uses breast first search? He's so hot ong

by randomJavaEnjoyer May 16, 2022

breast trust fall

A twist on the classic "trust fall." A sexual position where a woman rides a man while sitting on the edge of a couch or chair. She leans back with hands out... while the only thing keeping her from falling back is him holding her weight by her breasts.

*Do not attempt this at home if you have small breasts.

Heather felt safe in Geof's hands while performing the dangerous breast trust fall.

by Mr Crowley June 18, 2022

Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event

With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party

by 22400michael March 9, 2011