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Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments
Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*
by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021
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Brain Lick

An act of over-zealous validation in recognition of an intellectual remark.
i.e. Nerd Flirt, Brain Sex
"Every time he posts that hyper-intellectual, indecipherable, ideological crap; the women pile on with their brain licking comments."
by SnarkyDoodle February 15, 2009
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Brain filters

Brain filters are what filter what you see and how you see it. They help you understand and recognize everything you see. If your brain filters are "clogged", you will begin to misunderstand things and mistake them for something else. If this happens to you, you need to change your brain filters. You can prevent damage to your brain filters by getting plenty of sleep.
I saw the letter w as zero today. My brain filters must need changing.
by Aricia Azure February 6, 2010
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brain breath

A symptom caused from a state inwhich one's brain is temporarily "drunk" due to one's unrestrained will to persue a mental exercise and refuse to satisfy certain physiological needs.

Consider:
In order for a beer drinker to become drunk, he/she must have drank beer to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result, one of their symptoms is BEER* breath. Meaning, whenever this person talks, no matter what the hell they talk about, they blow an odor of beer to the crowd among them.
*Beer can be replaced in this example with whatever alcoholic beverage

Drawing the parallel from the model above:
In order for a mental exercist to become "brain drunk", he/she must have performed a mental excercise to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result one of their symptoms is brain breath. Meaning, whenever this person thinks, no matter what the hell they think about, they "blow an oder" of this mental exercise within their own brain.
"Even though I was so tired, I had to spend 13 hours last night to finish reading my philosophy book for homework. By the end of it I had brain breath. When I went to sleep, all I could think about was 'Aristotle this', 'existentialist that'. In fact, was so brain drunk that I even thought about ethics in my dreams. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure if I even did fall asleep. I feel like i got a serious headache - you might even call it a hangover!"
by PornSoldier March 18, 2008
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Brain Tunnel

During passionate lovemaking, two people can establish a connection where it seems as if their minds have connected into one mind, using a “brain tunnel”.
Mia: “WC and I had such intense, amazing sex last night, it was as if our brains connected with each other through a brain tunnel.”
by Soup and Fruit June 14, 2019
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brain bag

slang for a male scrotum, satchel, sack or testicle holder
Charlie, I can see your brain bag, please put your leg down (whilst wearing baggy shorts)
by JJ Ephus September 4, 2005
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brain bleach

What one might use to erase a particulary nasty image or memory.
Man, I just saw Olga in skin-tight canary-yellow stretch pants. I need to score me about five gallons of brain bleach!
by steve-f November 1, 2007
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