ex boyfriend

a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.

a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?

by randomlybored January 11, 2009

boyfriend stealer

a skank that lies decieves and minipulates and does what ever they need to to get him out of your arms and into theirs!!!!

NO, Tyler, dont believe her, shes a boyfriend stealer!!!!!!

by LoLaRoXThEsESoX!!! December 2, 2007

fake boyfriend

A boy that thinks and treats you as his girlfriend, but you are not. You let him buy you dinner and movies anyways.

" Are you and that boy dating?"
" No, hes just my fake boyfriend"

by Stephanie and Alison July 6, 2008

Recession Boyfriend

Someone you normally wouldn't be excited about dating but we are in a recession and they have money, so you go out with them

Girl 1- I am going out with the okay contract lawyer
Girl 2-- Yea, he is such a recession boyfriend

by Hipster3`1 December 26, 2008

Pocket Boyfriend

Any Male, that a taken female communicates with more then their significant other, by via(but is not limited to) texting, IM, E-male, Face to face, and or telecommunication. It is generally considered that if the female should become single after having a "pocket Boyfriend" that the male who is the "pocket boyfriend" is normally next to date said female.

The duties of a pocket boyfriend are the same as a normal boyfriend, as well as providing emotional support to the female during stressful times.

boy friend:who are u texting
girlfriend: my friend (male name)
boyfriend: oh your pocket boyfriend. . . *in a distasteful tone*

by MasterAzriel June 23, 2010

Roommate's Boyfriend

A major pain in the ass. Rude Never Fuckin' Leaves, and snores like an effin 18 wheeler. Blames you for everything...even if you don't have any clue what he's talkin about. Changes your roommate (who used to be your friend) into the biggest bitch you've ever met, and the worst person in the world to live with. He continues to think he owns a piece of your room and never leaves...even when you are getting ready to get in the shower(you actually have to tell him to leave when your standing there in your bra.) Inconsiderate bastard that trys to make you feel guilty for things you didn't even know happend between him and your roommate. Has an incredibly annoying laugh. Locks you out of your own room. Pretty much just a total JackASS who ruines everything about your roommate and former friend. Referred to as Fuckin' Bryan.(or any name works)

My Roommate's Boyfriend fits the definition above perfectly. His Name is Bryan Smith.

by Akitram Rrop BW December 31, 2008

Boyfriend Whore

A woman or girl who gets together with a guy and then breaks up a week or a month later. You can find people like this in 6th grade, who are destined to grow up and be whores.

Boyfriend Whore: I'm going out with Nick!
Week later...
Boyfriend whore: Now I'm going out with Dylan!
24 hours later...
Boyfriend whore: *sob*, I'M SO DESPERATE!
Next day...
Boyfriend whore: omfg! i looooove you Adam!!
6 minutes later...
Boyfriend whore: *SOB SOB SOB* I NEED A GUY!

by KissMyAss99 March 5, 2011