Blissfully Unaware

Not knowing something or being unaware of something that would've scarred you forever.

P1: Have you heard of the Astolfo monster c*ck that was viral today?

P2: Wait no what the fuck is that?

P1: You're blissfully unaware of that

by HotgiggityDog June 16, 2022

Lolly gobble bliss bombs

An australian carmel popcorn treat that sounds like something dirty.

"Yeah she gave me a lolly gobble bliss bombs."

by Chamboa January 17, 2017

wakanini bliss

The ultimate bliss, found in something that one would not normally find bliss in.

*Phhffft*

Uncle Smee: "Holy sheeeiitt! That pimple popped soo well! I'm in wakanini bliss!!!!"

Olmstead Willis: "Oh my god. Yo that shit was sick. Clean up my god-damnned mirror you fuck-up."

by Boguniecki January 7, 2007

Blissful Ignorance

Being able to totally enjoy a situation while knowingly putting off something else.

and Craig said , oh i totally forgot to order your shirt because i was Embossed in the conversation.That was " Blissful Ignorance" on my part , My Bad....

by Mastress September 7, 2009

Bliss

Somone who tracks down dumbasses who think its funny to post shit like "weighs a metric ton" on urban dictionary

I know who you are and I boned your MOM!

by ¥DONG¥ Killer! April 5, 2005

brazilian blister

When you are performing anal sex on a girl, and notice she has a pimple/blister/zit on the inside of her ass crack, you do her until the pimple/blister/zit pops. After doing so you suck the puss out of it. Delicious.

Mmmmhmmm i just gave your sister a brazilian blister and it tasted great!

by brazilianbrett April 6, 2007

Belise

She's beautiful, funny and usually short. She makes no friends except her Chelsey. She always talks about her cats (usually named Santi & Yago). She does cross country with POLAHS. Everyone knows her. Most of all she got the badonkadonk.

Wow, look at that Belise! I think shes one of those cross country runners! SEXY!

by Your lover, Alex January 6, 2014