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accidental blowjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."
by trumantinkerbell July 31, 2008
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Kenny Blowjob

A Kenny blowjob is when a girl sucks a dick and moans as she does it, making her sound muffled. Much like how the character Kenny McCormick muffles when he is talking.
“Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Kenny Blowjob last night
by KyKyBitch March 22, 2019
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Funfetti Blowjob

While receiving oral from a partner a male says "HEY" and as their mate looks up to see what is the matter, He throws confetti in their face then commences to punch them in the face
Wes; Kay why do u have the black eye

Kay; Wayne got me with a funfetti blowjob last night
by Wes7710 December 27, 2010
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blowjob teeth

A person has sucked dick so much their teeth are now crooked or have large gaps in their teeth.
Damn man! You seen that hot as bitch.

Yeah b. Too bad she got dem blowjob teeth.
by Dickdiddles May 30, 2018
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Bootcamp Blowjob

When a girl gives a blowjob by doing pushups, opening her mouth and allowing the penis to enter and exit her mouth as she goes down, then rises again.
I was in a Drill Seargent mood last night, so I made my girlfriend give me a Bootcamp Blowjob.
by JY Trackstar September 28, 2011
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Blowjob Festival

1) A festival that takes place in which men receive oral sex from hundreds of the finest bitches around

2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around
Me: Brian's party last night was a total blowjob festival
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth
by D-Fence October 20, 2010
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Brazilian Blowjob

When a woman licks from the anus, to the ballsac, all the way to the tip of the penis and then transitions into normal blowjob.
"Dude, the girl at the bar last night took me home and gave me the full brazilian blowjob."
by uclasuperchicken October 28, 2011
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