Daylight Blazing

The act of smoking weed during daytime hours in order to open up free time the following night.

Fred: Maaan, I'm stoned as shit and it's only noon.

Nick: Yeah dude, thank God for daylight blazing

by BennisMSI June 1, 2009

Booty Blarin'

Being on the constant lookout for any booty you can get.

Matt: Yo, man what have you been up to!
Tony: Not much, booty blarin' son, booty blarin'.

by R__3__D_z May 13, 2011

Gay Balvin

A fat mexican with a perm thays gay

Thig guy is such a Gay Balvin

by Gay Balvin October 30, 2020

fart blaming

When someone farts and blames it on someone else, usually a smaller child or someone that can not represent or defend themselves in the accusation.

Alice, you are totally fart blaming our son. You know you did it and not him.

by Millertime99 November 21, 2020

Wizard Blading

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.

Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.

by Bladertariat May 1, 2022

To-the-Blaine

Celebratory catch phrase

I will be moving with my family to Michigan.

To-the-Blaine!

by Carla Maddie August 13, 2012

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by SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlapp June 16, 2022