by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021
Get the New England Water Birth mug.When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
Get the Post birth abortion mug.by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021
Get the Birth control glasses mug.These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
Get the birth control pants mug.Rumor has it she is the best and sexiest mutual to exist. And I can confirm this rumor. She has done multiple feet reveals to my and many other peoples pleasure.
by Whytfdoihavethisapp June 18, 2021
Get the Bad births mug.When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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