San Boardedwindow

A euphemism for the city of San Bernardino, California due to the fact that it is so run down that 2 out of every three windows are boarded up.

Three more businesses closed and were boarded up in San Boardedwindow today.

by pnistico August 20, 2010

boarded

1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.
3) To be screwed over.

Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of.

by MarkHGoldstein March 13, 2013

Granny beaded

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.

All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.

by Mannypies August 17, 2009

Beardecember

The sequel to 'Movember' grow a beard in december, and a moustache if you're fearless. For warmth

1: shave your beard

2: hell no its beardecember R tard

by igiveyourmumerections December 5, 2011

Beardeity

(n.) Term for he whom one aspires to mimic the facial hair of. From the Old English 'beard' and the Latin 'deus' ('god').

'Thomas had been cultivating his facial hair in the hope of it emulating that of his beardeity, Nocerino'

'Alexi Lalas has a beard I aspire for. He is my beardeity'

'I am worshiping at the temple of my beardeity' (see: shaving)

'Her beardeity must be the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!' (again, see: shaving)

by TDrama October 29, 2012

Blacke Bearde

A formidable pirate, with HUGE feet.

Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.

by Miss Defy October 7, 2011

bearddimension

The elemental plain of beard, partadimensio (lit. "bearddimension") is a supernatural place where facial hair reigns supreme. Through this dimension, it is possible to jam your beard against any object, person or concept, however abstract or inaccessable. Many bearded creatures of the warp have the tendency to respawn and regroup in the bearddimension if killed. It is said that a regular mortal can only access the bearddimension by switching an anal gear on in one's eye and finding the bearded face of mebs from one's pants, a feat as difficult and ludicrous as it is obscure.

The bearddimension was first discovered in #forgottenrealms at Quakenet.

And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, on his face was a writhing bearddimension.

by m385 September 24, 2008