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smol bean

The fact that something is just so cute and adorable that it has to be linked to a bean.

It is most commonly used as a word in fandoms.
Dan is such a smol bean.
That cat is a smol bean.
Everything in this world is a smol bean.
by Cubecats October 3, 2015
mugGet the smol beanmug.

Bean

A goodlooking individual. Instead of phrases such as 'fit' or 'buff' bean can be used. Other examples of the word are 'Beanie', 'Complete Bean' or 'Pure Bean'.
Bean has mainly over used by David Goddard.
"Oi Mag! Check that bean out! She's a pure bean init"
by OmicronPK July 20, 2008
mugGet the Beanmug.

Dog Beans

A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking
"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"
by TheDrewBlue July 8, 2020
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Bean Piss

Coffee, often times used in the phrase "sucking bean piss" to refer to drinking coffee. Famously written in cursive on the windows of Starbucks locations across the country.
Riley: Why do they call drinking coffee "sucking bean piss?"
Graydon: Cause it's beans. You have to squeeze the piss out of them to get the coffee, so when you slurp it and/or suck it, you're sucking bean piss.
Riley: Yeah I mean I get that, it's just weird that they put that on the windows of Starbucks like "Hey Starfucks, Come get some Pumpkin Bean Piss".
by averagesizedtesticles53 May 31, 2023
mugGet the Bean Pissmug.

Shot bean

When someone says/does something stupid/funny, usually when they are either drunk or high
I can't believe you ate the roach you shot bean
by dundondada October 26, 2017
mugGet the Shot beanmug.

off a bean

under the influence of prescription drugs in pill form.

some may say this term when someone is acting like they are severely inebriated.

ex. molly, perc
popped a perc im flying off a bean
by zoont October 30, 2017
mugGet the off a beanmug.

Bung Beans

Hemorrhoids. The flaming, engorged and thrombosed variety.
After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.
by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020
mugGet the Bung Beansmug.

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