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Ghosts of baby batters past

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
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Batters

Midland definition for chip bits left in fryer that can be bought for on top of chips yum yum
Batters are bostin ar kid
by Clampit3 October 27, 2023
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fart batter

Is normally when a build up of gas finally erupts from the anus. It shoots the dingle berries that have been collecting in the anal hairs. This reactions causes it to splatter on the draws like a gooey batter.
Tom:”Hey guys! Call a table for one! The fart batters on me!”
Drake:”That’s disgusting dumb!”
by ScreamingOwl February 4, 2024
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Batter-sea Pinner

The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over
Jimbo tried to do a batter-sea pinner today and was rushed to the hospital.
by NRP WELLAND July 4, 2023
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Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023
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Buttdick Batter

The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.
I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.
by Dark Oak September 3, 2023
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batter

when two minecraft characters break blokes and one is breaking a better block then the other which make him "batter" then the other
this guy is batter then this other guy
by lafa September 5, 2023
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