Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
Get the Ghosts of baby batters pastmug. by Dark Oak September 3, 2023
Get the Buttdick Battermug. Baby Batter is when a guy cums so much it looks like batter , and baby because of sperm been babies!
Guy 1 - hey you sexy girl you wanna swollow my baby Batter
Girl - Ew no way
Guy 2 - I will
(Guy splooges baby Batter in mouth)
Girl - Ew no way
Guy 2 - I will
(Guy splooges baby Batter in mouth)
by Cumspatter August 16, 2018
Get the Baby Battermug. by TheSharmane July 28, 2024
Get the Batters upmug. The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023
Get the Oxford Battered Sausagemug. I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.
by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011
Get the Batter coated orgasmmug. by Ospaulito November 10, 2018
Get the dog battermug.