Arthur

The guy who thinks he is funny but is not

Guy A: Wanna hear a joke?
Guy B: No
Guy A: How does a moon do his hair?
Guy A: ECLIPSE IT
Guy B: Bruh you’re such an Arthur

by Sam the jam man August 14, 2022

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Arthur

The guy who thinks he is funny but is not

Guy A: Wanna hear a joke?
Guy B: No
Guy A: How does a moon do his hair?
Guy A: ECLIPSE IT
Guy B: Bruh you’re such an Arthur

by Sam the jam man August 14, 2022

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The Arthur

The art of grabbing your client by the neck and shoving your service down their throat.

It's been two months and we have not heard anything. It's time for, The Arthur.

by Camo2art September 2, 2022

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Arthuritis: the defeatist attitude of under employed , depressed , disenfranchised white American men who fantasize about a level of success (conquest and desirable female adoration attained by the Lancelot's of the world while boring ol' Arthur can't get the girl) they will never attain. "Arthur-itis"
" He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "

He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "

by TheAuntieVenom September 10, 2022

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