shock the monkey

When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.

Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair

by Guy Le Deuche July 27, 2008

shocking the butter

A way of gaining something (money, items, etc) in a game that is so easy yet profitable that it makes one feel like an idiot for not figuring it out sooner.

Man, farming The Swarm in City of Heroes is so shocking the butter...

by Da Rabid Duckie June 7, 2004

meataphylactic shock

is what happens when you r try'n to train your self to be able to eat big food " 2Lb burgers, 32oz steaks, ect" and slip up on your training then go and eat big food and in doing so puts your body in shock " sweats, shakes, dizzy, lite headedness, and the whole realiation that you mite be a FATT GUY...

none meat eater starts to eat 'lots' of meat.....meataphylactic shock

someone trains to eat a big meat then lacks on there training, then try's to eat big meat.......meataphylactic shock

by murphmellow August 1, 2011

Spock shock

Giving a girl the shocker, but with two fingers in each orifice, making it resemble the Trekkie sign.

Dude, last night I gave Laquiqui the Spock shock!

by Ant Lion May 15, 2010

spock shock

The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.

Danny Ray tried to spear me with an umbrella so I spock shocked the fuck out of him.

by Evilfish April 9, 2012

Perma-shocked

When ones face is built in a way that makes them looked like they are permanently shocked.

Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.

by lata sk9a October 24, 2008

Humping shock

To randomly break out in a frenzy of humping. This can happen in multiple ways and at any time. The person appearing to have humping shock, will hump everything and anything.

Rachel: Hey did you see what Joe did to Carla last night?
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.

by MrCat132 June 3, 2014