A usually short guy. With and nice thick one incher. Really good in bed. Has mad foot skills and hand skills.
by fuckthaniggaineedajoint October 14, 2016
Get the one inch punishermug. Jofe:Oh you know wade yeah
Dan:yeah y jofe
Jofe:because he has a 1 inch wonder
Dan:funny jofe
Elliot:jofe your mem said you have a 1 inch wonder
Everyone:laughs
Dan:yeah y jofe
Jofe:because he has a 1 inch wonder
Dan:funny jofe
Elliot:jofe your mem said you have a 1 inch wonder
Everyone:laughs
by Black saint December 31, 2016
Get the 1 inch wondermug. a guy with a 2-inch penis, however he can finish the job with hard thrusts and intimidating behavior
timmy: “come bang.”
girl in group chat with two friends: “why he think I want this 2-inch punisher???”
girl in group chat with two friends: “why he think I want this 2-inch punisher???”
by lexijanie27 January 14, 2018
Get the 2-inch punishermug. A rule used by women saving themselves for marriage. You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.
"I can't believe you lost your virginity to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."
by ValoKire April 21, 2008
Get the Two-inch Rulemug. A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017
Get the 12 inch Slongmug. A girthy, horse cock
by Massive Meat Stick August 3, 2020
Get the 14 inch dongmug. my friend decided to make me put this as my first entry here we go anyways. basically it's doo doo mcninch, aka 2 inch mcninch, a man with a 2 incher with the last name mcninch
by john-os_pseudonym August 25, 2022
Get the 2 inch mcninchmug.