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alphabetical introductions

bintroduction: A gleeful "meet-'n'-greet" between two or more individuals engaged in dumpster-diving.
dintroduction: A raucously-verbal names-and-general-info-exchanging among a sizeable group of people while getting acquainted wif each other, such as if a troop of teenage Boy Scouts encounters a similar-sized/aged band of Girl Scouts during a trail-hike and they all decide to have lunch together, resulting in an uproarious "guffaws-'n'-giggles" high-fiving and hand-clasping fiesta.
fintroduction: Refers to where someone tells you da names of all of his aquarium-buddies.
gintroduction: A getting-to-know-each-other exchange between two bar-patrons who are too drunk to truly determine whether or not they are adequately compatible or would otherwise make a very good friend for each other. Can also refer to what a teetotaler never wants to happen --- i.e., for someone to ask him to "gulp a glass of Gordon's" to see if he'd enjoy adding it to his list of preferred beverages.
hintroduction: A merely-alluded-to familiarizing of Person A wif Person B, such as when Person C (like da parent of a bashful child) loudly tells da name of Person B (maybe said shy child, or another one --- Person A --- whom Person C wants to be friends wif his own little one) to Person D (maybe da parent of da other shy child) in Person A's hearing, in da hopes dat Person A and Person B will then develop enough of a liking/curiosity towards each other dat they will make an effort to connect on their own.
Other examples of alphabetical introductions:
kintroduction: Da "So-And-So, this is your ___, So-And-So" meeting between two relatives for da first time.
lintroduction: A "first-time huggy-squeezy" between two people dat results in lots of cloth-dust's being transferred between said two close-'n'-cuddly new associates. Bonus tip: to avoid both distress and a costly cleaning-bill, refrain from "rushing in headlong" wif someone who's wearing a business suit or other fancy garb --- just shake hands first; there will be time for less-formal-and-more-forward communing in da future.
mintroduction: A first-time meeting where one or both parties either chewed Wrigley's or used Tic Tacs beforehand.
PINtroduction: Helpfully familiarizing someone wif how to use his new debit card.
Quinntroduction: A formal names-exchange between da famous "actor Anthony" and one of his fans.
sintroduction: What da Devil is supposedly always trying to do to innocents.
tintroduction: Can refer to either (1) showing someone how to coat da tip of his soldering iron, (2) teaching someone to work wif rustproofed sheet-metal, or (3) demonstrating how lovely dyeing his hair can make him look.
VINtroduction: Schooling someone on how to differentiate between vehicles of da same make and model.
wintroduction: Giving insider tips on how to "be top dog" in da business world, take home first prize at competitive functions, etc.
yintroducton: "Pleased to meet you; I'm Yang. I think I already know your name."
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Alphabecture is a term used to define the shape , structure, and other significant design of an alphabet particularly in relation to digital fonts. It was coined by Dr Francis Ohanyido a Nigerian writer, physician and philosopher in 1997.
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A 9-member K-Pop band
Consists of

B:eta, Ji Ha-yong, leader, former leader of HITT, loud and annoying but still cute as a button, selca king, almost always sings the chorus (lead vocal)
C:ode, Kim Sang-hun, self-proclaimed visual, voted least funny out of the members
D:elta, Choi Yeon-soo, an ((extremely)) attractive human being, amazing vocals (main vocal), is apparently funny if you like documentaries
E:psilon, Yoo Yeong-jin, TEEN TOP Ricky's hyung, cute little shit
F:ie, Lee San-ha, pronounced pie because Koreans can't pronounce "F" correctly, second Huang Zi Tao, looks gangster but is actually sensitive
G:amma, Kim Jun-su, yet another good looking member of the group, vocal
H:eta, Seol Jun, barely gets any parts (none in AB City like wtf), good at eye smiles and acting cute
I:ota, Shin Se-lin, rapper, likes Red Velvet (the group), SHINE ON ME- LET IT SHINE ON ME-, one of the original two members
J:eta, Kim Su-yeob, maknae, ABCDEFG guy, cause of fangirl spasms because of his aegyo
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Person B: What's that?
Person A: It's the fandom name of AlphaBAT!
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Alpharetta

The worst place to live in Georgia if your're Black/African American. The population is prodominantly white with a few Ethnic races. If your're white and you live here your're rich.
Man I hate all dem rich white people who live in Alpharetta.
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