Aaron

A sad and depressed French person who never laughs

"That guy looks sad, he's such an Aaron."

by Big_Oofer_420 April 29, 2019

Aaron.

Basically the worlds biggest cunt - he embodies the cuntishness of humanity and cheats what ever chance he gets

Wow this dude is such a aaron.

by Therealestguyintheroom September 23, 2018

aaroning

Ignoring text messages and allowing them to show up as read first.

Aaroning:
Ashley: Hey
Ashley: what's up

*Read at 3:45*

by magicat September 29, 2013

aaron

the guy in my class that is not athletic but he wears a spider man mask , so we decided to look his name up for giggles

"oh my god aaron , stop "

by potetmos November 30, 2018

Aaron

Aaron is a loving and kind person who is shy around people except for his friends and family. He is very self conscious and always making sure in his is okay. Aaron loves to make people laugh and is always telling jokes. While Aaron is a very intelligible person he can be lazy and unwilling to do his work. Aaron is very comfortable around his friends and loves to go to there house. He is a traumatized person who when was younger both of his parents died and he had to move in with his aunt and uncle. His aunt and uncle treat him and his brother like trash and treat there own children like angels. Aaron is the tougher one so when his uncle gets angry enough (which happens frequently) Aaron is usually the one that gets hit and shoved and yelled at. Aaron is a very athletic person who likes to play football and basketball. Also, even though Aaron may act happy and exited at school he is secretly depressed and has bad thoughts going through his head.

AARON YOUR SUCH A DAMN IDIOT (shoves Aaron into wall) WHY DIDN'T YOU GET OUT OF BED ON TIME. I'M GROUNDIND YOU FROM YOUR BED FOR THREE WEEKS. (Actually happened)

by Aaron (from the definition) October 11, 2018

Aaronism

Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!

Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"

by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016

aaronized

To unwillfully destroy by use of excessive force.

My pliers were aaronized by my buddy when he used them trying to fix his car.

by Dogmatic422 August 23, 2014